This is the Editor speaking: I guess we have to congratulate Miss Peacock with her 15 minutes of fame. You can spot her at the table at the Playboy Mansion.


15 Minutes of Fame Print by chitchatshirts
This is the Editor speaking: I guess we have to congratulate Miss Peacock with her 15 minutes of fame. You can spot her at the table at the Playboy Mansion.


15 Minutes of Fame Print by chitchatshirts
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This is the Editor speaking. A while ago one of our shopkeepers got herself a nice promotion here in the CircusValley Gazzette. You can read about it here: Gazette Spotlight : Dolores.
This week I stumbled into the shoe store in the Mall. I guess most of you know this shopkeeper and can forgive me for not have managed to get her to write a blurb for the Gazette. I know when to pick my fights and when to run, and she said NO in so many languages that even I got the message. (that what she said)
I got the permission to quote the text she got in her store – you find it at the bottom of this page.
But I know our guests would like a tour in that shoe shop – so here we go,
What you can expect to find in the ChitChat Shoe store
Color Square Did I mention that she love bright colors and strange patterns. Once? Twice? She does. Just look at a few of the shoes you find in the
Custom shoes for men department.




Rainbow HI by ChitChatShoes
I did mention that she love bright colors, right? I guess that she did not make them for me, and she have sold a few to visitors – so I guess she know what she…
The ladies shoes got a few less colorful options if you don’t fancy looking like you belong to the local hip hop or skater community when you go to work.
But also here you can find artys and colorful shoes.
My favorite – Editor’s Choice.
This Owl = my favorite. Did I mention that I love birds with bright colors?

Hot Owl Women’s Mini Slip On by ChitChatShoes
Just look at the flaming hot feathers, ain’t this something for the annual Halloween Party, your visit to your mother-in-law or something you can wear when you do things you don’t want to do. Like going to the dentist, cleaning the mess in your yard or garage or when you carry out the trash.
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From the store
“No matter if you’re looking for urban party shoes, or comfortable shoes you can use at home or at the office – have a peek inside this store. The Champion mini slip on sneaker provides the perfect blank canvas – and I’ve filled with designs I hope you like. Style and comfort make the Champion canvas sneaker an unrivaled wardrobe essential for every woman – buy a pair or two today.
Sizes – from 5 (US) to 11 (US)”
“The original Champion sneaker provides the perfect blank canvas so I used it to design patterns and images I hope you find appealing. Style and comfort make the Champion canvas sneaker an unrivaled wardrobe essential for every woman and with the wide variety of different styles I have created for you – I hope you find shoes you like. If you got friends in need of stylish or unique shoes – tweet this, e-mail it, link to this at your page. Thank You.
Sizes from 5 (US) to 13 (US)”
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Recycling. It’s not just for Jawas. by starwars
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This is the Noisy Parrot (Editor) speaking:
We all know how important it is to promote products and services we want to sell. But, and there will always be a big but – do not remember to play, make new friends and find out what others have to say. Read the blogs of fellow Zazzlers, say hallo.
If you find places you can offer your products, add links or write about your store. Remember – No spamming. Read their terms in order to maximise your efforts. Read the first post if they ask for designs in a forum. If they ask for descriptions – add them. Win-Win. If they ask for just links – do not add image.
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Read and Follow the blog you like.
When you are planning your BBQ party don’t forget to order an apron for the cook! A
BBQ apron will protect your party clothes from grease and BBQ sauce stains. Most BBQ
aprons have nice big pockets in front to keep all your BBQ utensils handy, too.
If you have helpers who will be serving food, drinks or preparing ingredients and sauces, they
will each need their own apron. It is also a good idea to have some extra aprons on hand
for guests who like to grill their own meal.


Grill Master Cowboy by mazcloset
If you are having a themed BBQ party, you can chose aprons that fit your theme –
everything from “Western” style aprons with cowboys, horses, and wanted posters to
pool party themes. BBQ aprons with patriotic designs are great for Memorial Day, Labor
Day, and 4th of July BBQ parties. Aprons with funny sayings are always popular. Give
your guests a smile to go with that delicious BBQ meal! You can buy aprons that reflect
the food you are serving whether it is top of the line BBQ Angus steaks or fresh seafood
BBQ’ed to perfection.
If your BBQ party is a birthday celebration you can have a picture of the birthday boy
or girl printed on aprons along with their age – if they will admit it. Graduation BBQ
parties can really embarrass the graduate with his or her senior – or most embarrassing –
photo staring at them from every apron!
Any old cotton blend apron will keep the sauce off your clothes – but why be boring?
This is a BBQ party! Wear something fun!
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COW AND GREENS by DominoAlley

toasting lobster by doonidesignsanimals

I’m more than 5* chef Designs By Gina *Stars* Apron by GLManley
Harriet the Hippo
Short story written by Carolyn (Glasgow, UK)
Harriet is almost always smiling, but, there was one day when Harriet didn’t feel like smiling one little bit. She had the hiccups and every time that she “hicced”, she would jump up in the air. Every time that she “upped”, she would land with a thump so hard that the ground shook.
“oh dear” thought Harriet, “I don’t like having hiccups at all!”

Zendra by Animatastic
Just then, Zendra Zebra came trotting up to Harriet. “Oh Harriet!” exclaimed Zendra, “the ground is shaking. I think it’s an earthquake and I’m very ….”
But before she could finish what she was saying, Harriet hiccuped again. “It’s not an earthquake. It’s me! Hic!” she said rather forlornly.
Zendra thought for a little while and then told Harriet that her mummy had once told her that getting a fright could cure the hiccups. “Wait here Harriet, I’ll be back soon and we’ll get rid of those nasty hiccups!”
“O-hic-kay-up” bounced Harriet as Zendra wandered off.

Leon by Animatastic
Harriet waited and waited and “hicced” and “upped” until finally she thought that she would never be rid of the hiccups.
All of a sudden, there was a very loud “ROAR” and then Leon Lion jumped out from behind a tree. “Did I scare you Harriet?” he asked as Zendra came to join the pair. “Did we cure you of the hiccups?”
“I don’t know” said Harriet, “but I do hope so. Let’s see.” And so the three friends waited. They waited for almost a minute, then “Hic-up!” and all three bounced on the ground. “Oh no!” they all exclaimed together.

Sebastian by Animatastic
Just then Sebastian snake slithered up to the friends. “Oh my! The ground is shaking and it’s tickling my tummy!” he giggled. “I think it’s an earthquake, whatever shall we do?”
Zendra and Leon explained to Sebastian that it wasn’t an earthquake at all, while Harriet looked on miserably and “Hicced” and “Upped” once more. Sebastian thought for a second and then said “My mummy once told me that laughing can stop hiccups Harriet. You should try that.”
“But I don’t feel much like laughing” said Harriet, almost in tears now.
Zendra, Leon and Sebastian huddled together and talked in whispers. After a minute or two, Sebastian said “Don’t worry Harriet, we know how to make you laugh.” And with that the three friends walked off into the jungle, leaving Harriet alone.
She waited and waited and “hicced” and “upped” until she was sure that she would never be free of the hiccups.

Mica, Cheeky Monkey Onesie by Animatastic
After what seemed to Harriet to be a terribly long time, she saw Zendra, Leon and Sebastian return with Mica Monkey and Olive Ostrich.
“I really don’t think I can laugh” Harriet told her friends, “I feel too blue!” And with that she gave another hiccup.
“You’ll have to laugh when you hear this joke” said Mica, “it’s so funny.” Mica put on his best joke telling voice and asked “What do mice d when they are at home?”
“I don’t know” said Harriet.
“Mousework!” said Mica and he burst out laughing. Zendra, Leon and Olive all laughed too, only Harriet didn’t laugh and she was looking very glum. And then…….. “Hic-up” and the ground shook.
“Oh dear” said Mica, “that was my best joke. I don’t know what else we could try” and he looked at Olive with a little smile.

Olive by Animatastic
The friends talked amongst themselves about Harriet’s predicament and kept her distracted whilst Olive crept around behind her. Olive stretched out one wing and tickled Harriet on the back with her feathers.
“Oh! Hehehe, hahaha, oh my!” giggled Harriet. Olive reached under Harriet’s tummy with her other wing and tickled her there too. “Ahahahahahahahahahaha” guffawed Harriet. “how did ….. hehehe …… you …… hahaha ….. know I was …. hehehe … ticklish?” she managed to ask.
“Everyone has a ticklish spot for feathers” beamed Olive “and have you noticed that your hiccups are gone?”
To her surprise, Harriet found that her hiccups had indeed stopped. She was so happy and began smiling once more. “Thank you all for helping me” she said to her friends, “Now lets go and play!”
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written by Carolyn (Glasgow, UK)
Owner of Animatastic, Artform the Heart and Tee Whiz. Animatastic is a store full of fanTASTIC ANIMAl designs on a range of customizable gift products; check out the new short story greetings cards or coloring-in greetings cards for something a little different. Artform the Heart is a rather eclectic store with a wide range of styles and designs; choose from traditional art, graphic design, patriotic designs, ‘chick tees’, starsign designs, photography and much, much more. Artform the Heart was the first of the three stores to receive a TBA award from Zazzle. Tee Whiz is all about simple, funny and some bizarre T-shirts incorporating both designs and text. Almost all of the products in each store can be customized to your own requirements with style, size, color and text.
Spaghetti: Sauce vs. Gravy
by Shopaholic Chick
If you love spaghetti and have an Italian family or friends you have had the debate is it sauce, or is it gravy? Well there is an easy distinction. In Italian there are 2 separate words, Marinara for tomato without meat in it, or Ragu for tomato with meat. This has carried over to English and causes the same confusion. Many Italians will argue that they are serving a tomato gravy, which would be true if it contains meat, or meat juices, as that is the definition of a gravy. However if the sauce contains no meat or meat juices then it is by definition a sauce!
Stay tuned and I will share my favorite Sauce/Gravy recipes in another post!!!

Spaghetti Party Invitation Card by Edibility
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Husbands – delicious when properly treated. This statement was made by Elizabeth Strong Worthington in a book she wrote more than 75 years ago. She give the reader her humorous recipe on “How to Cook Husbands”.
I found the “recipe” very amusing and wanted to share it with you.
Please voice your opinion on this “recipe” . Still valid today, or…
How to Cook Husbands
Nice recipe by Elizabeth Strong Worthington.
A great many husbands are spoiled by mismanagement. Some women go about it as if their husbands were bladders, and blow them up; others keep them constantly in hot water; others let them freeze, by their carelessness and indifference.
In selecting your husband you should not be guided by the silvery appearance, as in buying mackerel, or by the golden tint, as if you wanted salmon. Be sure to select him yourself, as taste differs. – And by the way, don’t go to market for him, as the best are always brought to your door."

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Better to have none unless you learn to cook him
It is far better to have none, unless you patiently learn to cook him. A preserving kettle of the finest porcelain is the best, but if you have
nothing but an earthenware pipkin, it will do, with care.
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You have to cook them alive
See that the linen, in which you wrap him, is nicely washed and mended, with the required amount of buttons and strings, nicely sewed on. Tie him in the kettle with a strong cord called Comfort, as the one called Duty is apt to be weak. They sometimes fly out of the kettle, and become burned and crusty on the edges, since, like crabs and oysters, you have to cook them alive. "Make a clear, strong, steady fire out of Love, Neatness, and Cheerfulness. Set him as near this as seems to agree with him. If he sputters and fizzles, don’t be anxious; some husbands do this till they are quite done. Add a little sugar, in the form of what confectioners call Kisses, but no vinegar or pepper on any account. A little spice improves them, but it must be used with judgment. "Don’t stick any sharp instrument into him, to see if he is becoming tender. Stir him gently; watching the while lest he should lie too close to the kettle, and so become inert and useless.
Done or not?
You cannot fail to know when he is done. If thus treated, you
will find him very digestible, agreeing nicely with you and the children."

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Domestic Goddess byEllesPlanet
Recipe Conversions
Shopaholic Chick
I love to travel, and I love to cook. So as I travel the world and buy cookbooks in a variety of ethnic styles & often a variety of languages I have learned that not everyone measures the same way! some places prefer a volume measuring, some use weights, some use metric and the US…well I never quite know what we use!!! So I decided to make things easy for everyone and I created this great binder which contains many of the most common conversions on the front and back covers! perfect to place all your favorite recipes in!
If you love to cook or trade recipes then this binder is a must have to keep them all organized and help out when you are trying to get that recipe just right!

Recipe Conversion Brown by binderific

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